This has perhaps been one of the busiest weeks for news of the year. Lots of good stuff to be talked about. An international flair, criminal charges, and more. Myspace Top 8 Stories of the Week
The Euros are coming! The Euros are coming!
If F1 holds a race and no one watches it, does that mean itreally happened? I’m interested to seewhat happens this weekend at Indy for the USGP. Will there be more than six cars on the track? Will Bernie Ecclestone get his head out ofhis ass? My predictions are probably andhell no. Seriously Bernie, do you thinkthe USgives a flying fuck about you and your series? Put on a good race and put on a happy face. That’s all I ask. Then maybe some people will actually WANT tofollow F1 here.
So, who will win? Certainly not Scott Speed, who could probably take you on a tour ofEurope but doesn’t know where Indianapolisis on the map. Fernando Alonso iskicking all kinds of ass from what I see, the guy wins every week. Michael Schumacher seems to have lost histouch. Kimi Raikkonen and Juan Montoyaare the only other guy’s names from the series I know.
Two Open Wheel Races Last Sunday
Your winners were A.J. Allmendinger and Sam Hornish. The Chump Cars (not a typo) had SebestienBordais nearly die after a nasty collision with Paul Tracy where Tracy’s car actuallyended up on Bordais’ head. He turned outto be fine and came back to the track to sign autographs. I personally would have laid up in thehospital and then gotten the hell out of there. Marco Andretti had a good showing at Richmond placing fifth and runningcompetitively in the top five all night. Maybe he isn’t a one trick pony like Danica. (BURN!)
Gene Haas Update
What’s the latest on schemin’ Gene? Glad you asked. Haas was released on bond. $10 million bond! Holy cow. I’ve never seen a bond that big in my life. Good lord. He had to turn over his passport as well since he probably wanted toleave the country. Too bad for the teamshe has, as they’re faced an uncertain future with their owner under federalprosecution. Although if Gene is takinglessons from Hendrick…
Bank of AmericaCup?
I try not to believe what I read in the Winston-Salem Journaland Mike Mulhern, but this intrigued me. I figured Sprint wouldn’t exactly be jumping to continue with NASCARafter pulling out on Petty Enterprises several years ago. Nextel’s top execs all seem to be leaving,the very same ones that negotiated the deal to sponsor the series to beginwith. Enter Bank of America. A company based in Charlotte with lots of local interest, and inthe last year they have entered the sport as sponsor of NBC’s pre-race show, acontingency award, and as a race sponsor this October. So if Sprint decides that Nextel’s opinionsdon’t matter, please bring in someone like Bank of America. A brand-new title sponsor that is committed would be muchbetter than a company half-assing it.
Ward Burton Wants Back In For 2007
Ward’s been talking with struggling multi-car teams,eh? NASCAR.com says those teams areYates and Ganassi. Yates has the 88 thatneeds a vet and Ganassi’s 42 a new driver as well. The big thing for Ward is that he has to havea sponsor in tow. I was never the guy’sbiggest fan, but for whatever reason a lot of people love him. I never viewed him as a top driver but he issolid and the way he was let go from the 0 was pretty shitty so hopefully hemakes his triumphant return.
Your 2007 Nextel Cup Rookie Class
The first part in what will probably be an ongoingthing. Thus far, we know that it willinclude Paul Menard, Todd Kluever, and Jon Wood. This is timely after Menard’s big win at Milwaukee. Also, an interesting tidbit popped up. Roush said he has no issue using a substituteon long travel weekends as Kluever wants to be with the Busch team as much aspossible. As a Roush fan, WTF? Does this mean Boris Said will be in the 6 atSears Point next year? Will Mark? I’ve given Todd a break on his tough rookie season after I saw himpersonally drive to a ninth-place finish at the Busch race in Charlotte. I don’t know… just doesn’t seem like this thing is very well planned for2007. Jon Wood also doesn’t know whatcar he’ll be in, if it’s the 21 or a new 47. Two other names that may be in the series next year: David Gilliland, asRCR is showing interest; and Bill Lester. I’m not kidding.
TalladegaRepaving
Just in time for the October race. The project is expected to be done bySeptember 1. I can only imagine what itwould be like working on this thing. Alabama heat plus 2.66miles of asphalt to pave? According tothe story concrete will also be installed on pit road as it holdsup with spiltfuel better. Pit road is also beingwidened by 12 feet. Hell yeah, more roomon pit road the better.
Age Limit Lowered In NASCAR Grand National Division
Lots of cost-saving moves as well were announced: a new specengine for use in either the East or West series along with composite bodiesfor those series. What I saw though isthe age limit for the competitors has been lowered to 16. Which means your new NASCAR East serieschampion will be Joey Logano. Seriouslyfor a minute: NASCAR better hope these new cost-cutting measures work. After abolishing the Elite division effectiveat the end of the year either you make it as easy as possible to compete withthe new equipment or they’ll be gone. The Hooters Pro Cup circuit could get even bigger next year with theinflux of guys looking for a place to race.
Intermission
In honor of Jeffy’s recent engagement to the Belgian modelseeing dollar signs, I have a nice picture someone in relation to Jeff and marriage:

Brooke Sealy Gordon!
Also, it was announced that Reed Sorenson would run thebadass red Target scheme for the remainder of 2006:

Yes, I love that car. You should too.
End of intermission
Chase Breakdown Version 2.0
This handy little chart from FoxSports.com shows each of the last three years points standings at this time. Drawing on that knowlege plus my first Chase breakdown, I think its safe to say we're down to 14 guys fighting for 10 spots. The 400 point thing was the most useless part of the Chase.
Top 10 Points
1. Jimmie Johnson 2434
2. Matt Kenseth -101
3. Kasey Kahne -313
4. Mark Martin -321
5. Dale Earnhardt Jr. -329
6. Jeff Burton -400
7. Tony Stewart -422
8. Jeff Gordon -448
9. Greg Biffle -467
10. Kevin Harvick -489
The next 4 (Points behind 10th place 1945 in parentheses)
11. Denny Hamlin -498 (-9)
12. Kyle Busch -509 (-20)
13. Carl Edwards -562 (-73)
14. Kurt Busch -654 (-165)
So... who will be in the Chase?
Several ways to split the season up: 13-13-10 is what I used for the first one. Now we have 16-10-10, with the first nearly half of the year to set yourself up for the "pre-Chase" and if you're good enough, the Chase itself. At this point, you got 10 races to get yourself in the top 10 in points. Here is how I see it:
Locks: Johnson, Kenseth, Kahne, Martin, Earnhardt Jr.
These are the top five teams and have proven themselves worthy of a spot in the playoffs.
The Group of Death: Burton, Stewart, Gordon, Biffle, Harvick, Hamlin, Kyle Busch
Oh yeah... the fight between these guys is gonna get nasty. This is the group of drivers to watch for the next 10 races. I guarentee it will be entertaining.
The Final Two Contenders: Edwards, Kurt Busch
In a few more races, these two could possibly join the fray in the group of death. Edwards needs to keep up what he is doing and Busch is making a balls to the wall effort to try and make it in.
The action comes from several locales this weekend: Cup and Busch in Daytona for some restrictor plate goodness, Trucks and IRL team up to take on Kansas, and F1 makes their return to scene of the crime at Indy for the US Grand Prix Sunday.